so. i've never really been one for outfit posts. mostly because of the following reasons
- i don't have a good camera that makes it look more like i'm a famous photographer capturing fashion at its finest, and less like i'm a self absorbed person with a BB camera (fuck you blackberry camera)
- my clothes lack.... awesome-ness
- some mornings, especially before work, my thought process goes as follows: *snooze button; *snooze button; *snooze button; *snooze button; 'FUCK i only have 22 minutes to get to work so what's on my floor grey pants i wore 2 days ago well if i wear a long shirt no one will notice but is the long shirt work appropriate probably not but what if i put a vest over it and wear overthetop jewelry today think anyone will notice probably not'; *put on grey pants, long shirt that's totally not work appropriate, vest to make long shirt "work appropriate", and a shit ton of jewelry to cover fashion error*; get to work and try to hide all day as outfit was a huge failure.
- i forget to actually do things daily like take vitamins, and laundry... outfits photos tend to get pushed to the back of my mind.
but when natalie from
makes me smile called out to readers to submit their own outfits, i figured... what the hell? everyone in toronto wants to see what i wear on a daily basis (CLEARLY), so here's their chance. not on my blog, but on natalie's. obvs. (
check my post out here!) and, she's awesome. so her blog was DEFINITELY the kind of place i wanted people to see me. in a cheap ass outfit. clearly. why you ask?:
exhibit a: she pulls together a
mean outfit (and includes kick ass vintage stuff too. perf).
exhibit b: she's classy as fuck - she works a corporate(ish) job like moi, and wears a mean pencil skirt. you gotta appreciate the little things.
exhibit c: she lives in my hood (parkdale), and was just on apartment therapy! ahh! cool! world famous! loud noises!
if you need more reasons... well. ... shame.
so when it got to be thursday (today), and i realized i hadn't taken any photos, i started frantically searching through old photos to see if i had anything salvageable. what i found was embarrassing. so i took photos of my incredibly matchy outfit today that i grabbed with my eyes closed instead. but what i DID find was a collection of hilarity. blackberry captured pieces of outfits. and i laughed really hard. and so NONE of you can say i never shared with you, i'm sharing.
so friends... here's what you're missing out on. these sorts of fashionable gems. (and once you see these, you'll never ever ask again. but they'll make you feel REALLY good about yourself):
the majority of my wardrobe is accessories. boring clothes made SUPER COOL with little bits'o'bling. i like big earrings -
joe fresh has my favourite, and lucky ME, they make them into a different colour, or with a different material
every season!! i like baseball hats (and the seattle mariners), tortoise shell, and big sunglasses. i also fight with horrible vision - hence these super 'cool' teacher glasses on top of the mop of hair that i have to deal with daily. all ingredients for a recipe of hip!
this may be the largest reason why i don't take outfit photos.... i wear blundstones. a lot. to inappropriate places. they are on my feet 92% of the fall through winter. mostly with wool socks and skinny jeans - aka. the most unfashionable outfit known to humanity. however, they make me feel more badass, and less like an orthopaedic requiring grandmother (i'm more the later).
i wear lots of grey. i also wear lots of blue (navy blue, to be precise). i wear comfortable clothes, and comfortable shoes. i wear belts to make things that are boring look more interesting, and i wear tights (or nylons? what are those called?) a lot. under shorts. under skirts. with toms (i know, SUPER stylish). generally all around tight-ness.
sometimes (all the time) i paint my nails. i'm not sure why i take photos of these adventures, other than to remind myself that i like the way they looked. purple toes? would have never ever thought, except that my friend said, "
jamie! don't be so boring! get a colour!". '
fine friend... what do you know', i thought. well, she knows a lot. purple toes are good. so are pink ring fingers amongst a sea of grey.
see what happens when i try to take self photos? blurry, bad haired, bathroom photos.... starring my baby sister, and my nose ring. who WOULDN'T want to see those things!? you're right. i'll start taking more.
oh. and i like stripes. a lot. my friends mock me. but you know what? they're awesome.